Friday, November 28, 2008
Serves me Right!
I mean really, who wants to hear a lunatic mother talk about how her two 1/2 year old wants to peepee on the potty but she's not mentally up to letting go of the diapers or how her 5 year old is a saint at school and morphs into a sassy 16 year old girl on the ride home from school. You get my drift.
So as I was watching Dallin run around the house this morning with Jesse's toothbrush in his mouth this thought came to my mind. "So, do you tell your husband you were too tired to chase after the two year old to get his toothbrush out of his mouth or do you just gently put it back on the bathroom counter when it finally hits the floor?" Well you can probably guess what the answer is in our house. Mom just puts it back when it hits the floor. That is until Mom realizes that it's not her husband's toothbrush, it's HERS!!!! Yuck! Who the heck wants two year old boy germs on their toothbrush. I am disgusted with myself. Then again, it serves me right!
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Gothic Princess Party
"Little" Sister Bear
Child Labor
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Mother of the Year
It's me, Katie, again. I hope you have received my previous self-nominating letters. I haven't heard back from you so I thought I would try again. To refresh your memory, I believe I should be the next mother of the year. Some of the highlights of my mothering include: feeding my kids mac n cheese two days in a row so I can start and finish a series of books involving a vampire, letting my two year old watch Caillou as many times as he wants so I can get the dishes in the dishwasher and laundry in the washer before my husband comes home, and knowing the sounds of markers coloring on forbidden items in my room but not getting up from my bed so I can finish a much needed ten minute nap.
My latest and greatest feat of motherhood happened yesterday in the parking lot of our Dr.'s office. I had Ava in the front pack, Dallin in the stroller, and Madelyn was walking. I just finished closing the automatic door on our van when Dallin started screaming. I realized his big toe was shut in the door. I frantically tried to pull it out but had to wait until the door finished closing and was able to reset itself to automatically open again. Then I proceeded to run through the parking lot (with a screaming two year old, a fussing infant, and scared 5 year old) to the Dr.'s office. All while being given the stink eye for having such noisy kids. The Dr. determined the toe would be okay, but pretty painful for a while. When we got back to the car, Jesse was kind enough to point out the dried road kill blood on the white door frame from Dallin's toe. We finally made it home after Dallin screaming for at least an hour straight, then had him sit on the couch the rest of the night. I mean he did not move a muscle the rest of the night, just sat on the couch and cried whenever he saw his "boom-boom" toe. After we finally got him in bed I had this "Mother of the Year" thought which I graciously shared with Jesse...."I might really like having a "boom-boom" toe on my two year old every few months so I can have a break. No running after him, no counter climbing, no scissors, no knives, no fire. I could just leave him on the couch and know he isn't going to move." Is it really sooo bad to wish for your kid to be out of commission so you can have a break for a few hours every once in a while?
Please let me know when the decision will be made for Mother of the Year. I've tried so hard and will be disappointed to not have the honor bestowed on me once again.
Sincerely - Katie
Monday, October 20, 2008
Quirkiness
Here are the rules: "MY UNSPECTACULAR QUIRKS"
1.Link to the person who tagged you
2.Mention the rules on your blog
3.Tell 6 unspectacular quirks about you
4.Tag 6 following bloggers by linking to them
5.Leave a comment on each of the tagged blogger's blogs letting them know they've been tagged.
My 6 Very Unspectacular Quirks
1. I have to sleep on the side of the bed that is farthest from the door. I can't sleep if I'm closest to the door because I know that if a bad guy comes in, he'll get me first!
2. I am not a snob unless it comes to hotels. I hate staying in hotels. There will never be enough stars to make feel clean in a hotel. I can feel germs crawling on me and my kids. I am convinced there are bed bugs, diseases, and other gross things lurking on every surface in a hotel room and especially the beds. Last time I had Jesse spray Clorox Clean Up in the shower before I took a shower. I think I've seen one too many Dateline Hotel Exposes (however you spell it)!!
4. I tap the top of a can of soda a few times before I open it. Everytime.
5. Unknowingly, I don't finish a drink if it's in a cup. I will leave a little at the bottom. I'm a sipper so I guess I feel like it's yucky by the time I get to the bottom stuff.
6. I am a peculiar magazine reader. I have a system that drives Jesse crazy but it works for me. The first thing I do is to quickly flip through the magazine stopping to check out pictures or short articles, whatever grabs my attention. Then I go back through and read the longer articles that are interesting. After a few days, or when I'm really desperate for something to read, I'll go back and read every article and look at every picture that I haven't already checked out. I'll even read the name of the editor, photographers, etc. Drives the hubby nuts!
I'm tagging you!!!
Alisha G.
Lisa B.
Brittney M.
Jinny V.
Leslie A.
Jessie R.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Our Third Angel
Who you looking at?
So I'm still trying to figure out this whole picture on the blog set up so everything is backwards. I'll get it one of these tries!
Confessions & Excuses
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Introducing...
Born on June 12th
weighing 8lbs. 3 oz and 21" long
Our three beautiful children Dallin, Madelyn and Ava.